haha look at the nerd! where you going with all those books, nerd? you going to the library, geek? hey maybe I’ll come with you, you gross nerd. maybe we’ll read books together lmao. maybe we’ll briefly lock eyes and shyly hold hands, you loser hahaha. check it out guys, poindexter and me are going to tenderly kiss and share our sexual awakenings
I feel the need to sing the instrumentals of a song as much as I feel the need to sing the lyrics.
So according to these two
The actual team rocket motto is
To infect the world with devastation,
To blight all peoples in every nation.
To denounce the goodness of truth and love,
To extend our wrath to the stars above
Team Rocket circling Earth all day and night,
Surrender to us now or you’ll surely lose the fight!
And the fact that Jesse and James get it wrong and make it positive says a whole fucking lot about their personalities.
//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
lolwhite people are fucking monsters ….
As if Annie is not a fictional character smh
Honey Fried Bananas
1 banana, a little under ripe
1 tablespoon Honey
1 tablespoon water or bourbon or rum
ground cinnamon, optional
Peel and slice bananas into 1-inch chunks. Pour just enough olive oil to cover the bottom of the bottom of a non stick pan and heat over medium heat. Once heated, add banana slices and cook 1-2 minute on either side until golden brown. While this is happening mix Honey with liquid of choice and set aside.Remove from heat and drizzle honey mixture over top. When sizzling subsides, sprinkle with a little cinnamon and serve with ice cream or French toast.
This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling